Have you ever heard the Tale of Dark Ristar the Wise? Edit

I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Steve Jobs legend. Darth Ristar was a Ztar of the Apple, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the sweat shop workers to create code… He had such a knowledge of the dark Diminos that he could even keep the ones he cared about from glitching. The dark side of the Diminos is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice called him gay lmao. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.